66, 3 - If only it was true...

So yesterday I was at the party. Two parties to be accurate. And I drank slightly more than one bottle of champagne and I was sooooo wasted. I still feel alcohol in my head and in my veins.I even feel it in my mouth. I must be strongly dehydrated since I stepped on a scale (several times) and it showe 66,3kg. I don't remember when I have seen this number before. I'm guessing around 1st of 2nd grade. Unfortunately, it will be gone tomorrow as soon as I drink few cups of tea or glasses of water.
Ooooooooh how I wish it was true! How I wish I weigh 66 sharp tomorrow!